Ditziest Patron just got freaked out because every time she types "www.hotmail.com" into the address bar, it turns into http://login.live.com/login.srf?id=2&svc=mail&cbid=24325&msppjph=1&tw=900&fs=1&lc=1033&_lang=EN -- and it's the "first time that's ever happened!" (Everything is new to her, every day. In a way, that must be nice.)
I tried to explain about redirect addresses, as I see them: something easy to remember sends you to the real place the website is. But that was too much, so I just assured "it's okay."
Capital City weather: rain, chance of hail