Ref Grunt
Flying solo first 3.5 hours today. (Well, there is a children's librarian, at, you know, the children's desk.)

Large type bestseller found

Steven King

How to log on

Computer classes

Photocopy

Where's my printout?

World War II books

Sill Missing, by Stevens

Janet Evanovich

Computer classes

Seven Days Battle

Rhyming dictionary

Classified section

ILL returned without sticker - oh, no, he just was using "DO NOT REMOVE THIS STICKER" as a bookmark.

Read him three horoscopes

Self help books by a particular author - why they aren't all next to each other on the shelf

Oooh, you're saying Mysteries are in a different section

ILL a Quentin Tarantino movie?

Can we ILL a text book?

etc., etc.